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The doctor instructs his nurse: "Two drops from the red box". The patient tastes the drops and instantly reacts, "This is kerosene, it is disgusting!". The doctor smiles, "Great, your taste is back. That's $50 please.". A few days later, the same patient returns, "This time doctor, I've lost my memory.".
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#1. Two men broke into a drug store and stole all the Viagra from the counters. Police put out an alert that they are looking for two hardened criminals. Wanna take the joke a little far? Here-one of the thieves drops the Viagra in the river while running from the police. Now the folks down the river are having real trouble with hard water…haha #2.
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Please come again! ***. Life is like a pen*s: women can make it hard in an instant. A worm crawls out of a pile of spaghetti and says: "Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!". A wife asks her husband: "How many women have you ever slept with?". The husband responds: "One, two, three, four, you, five, six… six total".
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Dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.". One day, a little boy and a little girl are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. After much arguing to and fro, the boy drops his pants and says, "Here's something I have that you'll never have.".
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But there are some jokes that you do not have to be a professional to understand, like this very funny jokes. Every time I told them people laugh, no matter age or condition. Dentist: "You need a crown.". Patient: "Finally someone who understands me ". I have a very secure job.
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This page contains both clean and dirty knock-knock jokes for adults. Knock Knock jokes are a staple in any joke collection, and they can work great for adults too.. 110 Simple Life Quotes to Inspire You to a Simple & Happy Life. 101+ Long-Term Goals For a Successful Career & Life. Top 40 Things To Be Grateful For In 2021.
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A: Papa Boner What do you call a man who has a wet nose and hair stuck between his front teeth? - Glad he ate her. Online Jokes for Adults Here's a bunch of punny jokes we found online that we liked. Hope you do, too: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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1. Weirdly, I've been taking some anti-impotence medication for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night. —- 2. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off! —- 3. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year. —- 4. Why didn't Barbie ever get pregnant?
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Why are you kidding now? He's an adult Yes, there is a child in every adult An adult man comes to the beach determined to go to the beach He goes to a safer place for peace and hopes to meet a group of nudist women Because he is an adult, he adapts and also does nudism Eh, let's say I've been to the beach now Funny jokes for adults
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We all love a good joke regardless of the occasion. As one gets older though, there's a change in taste in many aspects of life. That includes your choice of jokes. Sometimes the clean jokes won't do and old people no longer find it funny. They prefer adult jokes over clean jokes.
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Funny Jokes for Adults Clean 1. There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (… Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.) 2. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me." 3. What do dentists call their x-rays?Tooth pics! 4.
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Charles Shulz. "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.". - George Carlin. A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin. Political correctness is tyranny with manners. Charleton Heston. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama.
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- Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work." The boss replies: - You know Tom, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex.
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